Shaggy Says His Music Is So Emotional It Can Stop ISIS From Chopping Heads Off

Late-nineties pop-reggae star Shaggy, who taught the world to lie about their infidelity in hit song “It Wasn’t Me”, has aired his own personal thoughts on how we could stop Isis for good.

Speaking to the Miami New Times, Shaggy said his plan would involve strategically piping his music into Isis base camps (somehow) so that the terrorists could connect with his music on an emotional level.

“If you’re able to cut a man’s head off, you’re sick,” mused Shaggy. “But right, music evokes emotion. So if they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off.”

He then reasons that were Isis to listen to his music – such as his new tune “Go F**k Yourself” – they might quit terrorism all together.

There’s your silver bullet, Obama.

–Independent UK